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- Dr. Young: "You don't have one!"
- Linda Lovelace: "What? I'm a woman - I'm not supposed to have one."
- Dr. Young: "No, I don't mean one of those - I mean, well, you... you don't have a clitoris! There's no clitoris here!"
- Linda Lovelace: "Are you sure?"
- Dr. Young: "Of course I'm sure. Here, take a look."
- Linda Lovelace: "Well, I'll be damned!"
- Dr. Young: "Hmm... No wonder you hear no bells; you have no tinkler!"
- Linda Lovelace: [crying] "That's not funny."
- Dr. Young: "Oh, now, now, Miss Lovelace, please. Uh, try to, try to compose yourself, really. Tell me something - when you get laid, well, that is, when you have sexual intercourse, uh, what excites you the most?"
- Linda Lovelace: [crying] "Giving head."
- Dr. Young: "Really, giving head? What do you feel?"
- Linda Lovelace: [sobbing] "Sort of excited."
- Dr. Young: "Really? Where?"
- Linda Lovelace: "You'll laugh."
- Dr. Young: "No, no, Miss Lovelace, I won't laugh."
- Linda Lovelace: "I get excited... here."
- Dr. Young: [roaring laughter] Oh, come, Miss Lovelace, let me have a look at that. Open your mouth. Open your mouth wider. Wider. Ah. Ahh. Ahh. Ahh. Ahhhh. Ahhh. Ahh.
- Linda Lovelace: Ahh. Ahh. Ahh.
- Dr. Young: Oh, well, there it is! You little bugger! There it is!"
- Linda Lovelace: "What?"
- Dr. Young: "Well, your clitoris - it's deep down in the bottom of your throat!"
- Linda Lovelace: [crying]
- Dr. Young: "Now, now, Miss Lovelace... Listen, having a clitoris deep down in the bottom of your throat is better than having no clitoris at all!"
- Linda Lovelace: "That's easy for you to say. Suppose your balls were in your ear." [crying]
- Dr. Young: "Then I could hear myself coming! Oh, Miss Lovelace, listen, we have the problem solved. All we have to do now is find a solution."
- Linda Lovelace: "Like what?"
- Dr. Young: "Well... Like... like deep throat."
- Linda Lovelace: "Deep what?"
- Dr. Young: "Throat. Have you ever taken a penis all the way down to the bottom of your throat?"
- Linda Lovelace: "No. I tried, but I choke."
- "How did you get in here?"
- "Well, listen, honey - you called me, I didn't call you."
- "Oh, some days nothing seems to go right."
- Linda Lovelace: "Oh, Dr. Young, marry me - I want to be your slave!"
- Dr. Young: "Linda, I can't marry you."
- Linda Lovelace: "What do you mean you can't marry me?"
- Dr. Young: "Well, my nurse. She won't let me. Besides... How much of... deep throat can I take?"
- Linda Lovelace: "Oh, no. Uh-uh. You're not getting off that easy. You've shown me the way. And now you want to throw me out on the street? To go from one man to another? What are you, crazy? It's all your fault! Don't you understand? I need it. I need love."
- Dr. Young: "Calm down. Now, listen, I'm not throwing you out. Uh, you're gonna find your love and find your happiness. Uh. In the meantime, you can come to work for me here in the office... make some house calls..."
- Linda Lovelace: "I don't understand."
- "Religion (Lovelace A Go-Go Mix)" (Religion)